*Pushes door open with his cane. Walks in. Throws chart down on the glass table. Throws backpack onto chair. Reaches into pocket to pull out a prescription bottle.*
*POP*
*Turns bottle upside-down and then back again. Throws Vicodin into mouth. Swallows and clicks lid back on the bottle.*
Patient is an HP Professional 1606dn print device that is having trouble playing nicely with others. The problems started when the 1606 was installed on a Windows Server 2008 R2 system with the HP 1606 driver from the HP website. After being deployed, all of the client systems make poopie in their print spooler pants. Analysis of Event Viewer shows that the problem is connected to the file hp1100su.dll, but that's all the help that our friend Billy Gates wants to give.
Specifically, two 1606s were installed in place of a couple of older model HPs...